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No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2018
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming |
| 0:20.5 | to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden. |
| 0:23.6 | My name is Dan Schreiber and I'm sitting here with Anich Zitsky, Andrew Hunter Murray, |
| 0:28.8 | James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite |
| 0:33.4 | facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go. Starting with you, |
| 0:39.0 | Chazinsky. My fact is we, because then Singapore pet fish have plastic surgeons. |
| 0:46.0 | So do they get a trout pout? Hey, trout pout, does anyone know that phrase? No, it's a trout. |
| 0:52.8 | I do know that, it's when you put a load of stuff in your lips. |
| 0:55.2 | Yeah, it's for having fillers in your lips, you get what is called a trout pout. |
| 0:58.2 | So it's actually a clever joke. So tell us about these fish, Anna. |
| 1:04.6 | A great start. So what do you have done if you're a fish? Well, you first start, you don't have |
| 1:08.9 | a trout pout because this is what is a specific kind of fish and it's the Arawana fish, |
| 1:13.1 | which isn't a trout. It's actually humans aren't trout either and we have trout pouts. |
| 1:17.6 | It's weirder for us to get a trout pout than it is for the fish. |
| 1:21.0 | All right, this fish is slightly closer to a trout than a human, but nonetheless, |
| 1:24.7 | is the Arawana fish is a very prized fish as a pet in China and in other Asian countries |
| 1:30.6 | and including Singapore. And I read this article in the New York Times, which sort of profiled |
| 1:35.2 | this guy called Eugene Ung, who is one of the premier cosmetic surgeons for Asian fish in Singapore. |
| 1:41.3 | He was described as, and yeah, he does them up. You get lots of things done. So they often get their |
| 1:45.8 | eyelids raised. They've got droopy eyelids. So go into their eyelids and he'll take some of |
| 1:49.6 | the tissue out and budge their eyeball further up into the socket. Yeah, it's a very exciting |
| 1:55.7 | industry. It's amazing. And he runs a fish shop, doesn't he? Like a pet shop where you just buy them. |
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