No Such Thing As Fluff Island
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2016
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome back to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast |
| 0:18.8 | coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden. |
| 0:21.5 | My name is Andrew Hunter Murray and I'm sitting here with Anna Tijinsky, Alex Bell and |
| 0:25.1 | special guest Ed Brooke Hitching. |
| 0:27.6 | Once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last |
| 0:31.1 | seven days and in no particular order here we go starting with you, Ed. |
| 0:37.2 | In 1875 the British Navy erased 123 islands from their charts because they didn't exist. |
| 0:44.0 | The British Navy didn't exist or the islands? |
| 0:46.6 | Yeah, you were going to do that. |
| 0:49.2 | No, it's, it's phantom islands were a huge problem when we were sorting out our charts. |
| 0:54.9 | They were just, the maps were just cluttered with these things and mainly caused by human |
| 1:00.0 | error, especially in a time before we could measure longitude you would estimate your position |
| 1:05.4 | with dead reckoning and because of that you had huge amounts of wildly inaccurate coordinates |
| 1:11.9 | that would be fed back to cartographers painted on maps and presented as fact. |
| 1:17.1 | So to be fair to them they were often real islands, they just weren't anywhere near the |
| 1:21.0 | places where they were told that they were. |
| 1:23.3 | To what extent is an island in a different place before it becomes a different island? |
| 1:28.5 | I'll give them a hundred miles leeway in any direction. |
| 1:31.3 | Yeah, it's unbelievably good. |
| 1:32.3 | They're doing a job half right as well. |
| 1:34.2 | You're giving them too much. |
| 1:35.2 | You've got to be loose with these poor chaps, they didn't have longitude. |
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