No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados

No Such Thing As A Fish

Comedy, Nature, Science, History

4.7 • 18.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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A show of outtakes from the last four months. Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Fingerprints, silly walks, figs, dunes and much much more.

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0:00.0	Hi everybody, before we start this week's show, we have to let you know that it is a special summer compilation of all the most wonderful stuff that for time, space and legal reasons we have not been able to fit into shows over the last few months.
0:14.0	Hang on a second, so we're releasing a whole show that was legally dubious.
0:18.0	This is the end of no such thing as a first. We're going to be sued by Figs, the people who were on the Fermi Lab, Russia, all of these things are mentioned in the show.
0:28.0	And my catchphrase this week is balls, balls, balls. So listen out for that.
0:32.0	Is it? What context?
0:34.0	You heard it a few weeks ago. You'll hear it again shortly.
0:36.0	No, no wonder that was cut.
0:38.0	Alright, on the show.
0:40.0	Balls, balls, balls.
0:41.0	Do you know what that was like?
0:46.0	Do you know what that was like?
0:48.0	Do you know what that was like?
0:55.0	There's a theory that we only have hands because of Figs.
0:59.0	Sorry, I believe it.
1:01.0	I believe it.
1:02.0	It's that our hands evolved as tools for assessing whether Figs soft or not.
1:09.0	Okay, so this sounds insane, but it's a proper theory from a Dartmouth paper.
1:14.0	And what chimpanzees do in the wild?
1:16.0	They squeeze fruit just like we do in a supermarket to work out whether it's...
1:20.0	It's good.
1:21.0	I'll do that, Andy.
1:22.0	Oh, yeah, okay, don't do that now.
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