No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 June 2016
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming |
| 0:17.8 | to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden. |
| 0:20.7 | My name is Dan Schreiber. |
| 0:21.7 | I am sitting here with Anich Zinski, James Harkin and Andrew Hunter Murray. |
| 0:26.5 | And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts |
| 0:29.9 | from the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go. |
| 0:34.3 | Starting with you, James Harkin. |
| 0:35.9 | Okay, my fact this week is that the fear of lifts can be cured by starving the subject |
| 0:42.0 | and forcing them to eat all of their meals in lifts. |
| 0:47.6 | How long do you have to eat all your meals in a lift for? |
| 0:50.6 | I think they only did it for a day or two, but then they checked back on this person a |
| 0:54.6 | few years later and it worked. |
| 0:56.5 | And this is in an old paper from 1973 that I stumbled across this week and the paper's |
| 1:01.0 | called a brief treatment of elevator phobia and it's by S. Brintwick and Leslie Sol-Yom. |
| 1:07.6 | So what's the idea? |
| 1:08.6 | You would sit inside an elevator and you'd be distracted. |
| 1:11.7 | So what happens is what you do is you've got someone who's scared of elevations on |
| 1:16.1 | lifts and you say to them, you're not allowed to eat for 24 hours and they go, okay, I'm |
| 1:20.8 | not going to eat and you say, you're not allowed to drink water either and they say, okay. |
| 1:24.3 | And then you say to them, okay, well, you can have something to eat now, you can have |
| 1:28.9 | some conflites or whatever, but you can only have it if you're inside that lift. |
| 1:32.6 | And so they have to go in the lift because they're so hungry and then I reckon just because |
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