Hello and welcome to no such thing as a fish a weekly podcast coming to you from the

QI offices in Hoban. My name is Andrew Hunter Murray. I'm joined by James

Harkin, Dan Traiber and Anna Tijinsky, and this is an upside-down Christmasy end of yeari episode,

Lord of Miss Rule style, I'm in charge.

The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

And instead of us telling you, our effects, you are going to be telling us your facts.

Now we will be telling you your facts.

That's it.

We will be telling each other your facts, but you are allowed to listen.

That's...

You're welcome.

Basically, we have this email address,

podcast at QR.com, people write in with all sorts of stuff

and if you remember of Club Fish you'll hear every month

the kind of things people write in with on one of our bonus episodes but also you

send in a huge number of brilliant extra facts so we have just gathered around here we

have a massive pile of different facts from all of you

some of the absolute best ones that have been sent in over the last year or two you know because

we can all dip into the inbox we might have seen a couple of them a lot of them

we'll have never seen before.

Yeah, so would someone like to begin?

All right, I got the facts here.

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