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No Such Thing As A Fish

Science, History, Comedy, Nature

4.7 • 18.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks and poking parishioners.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:18.8	to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.
0:21.6	My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Anatishinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray, and
0:25.9	James Harkin.
0:26.9	And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts
0:30.6	from the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go.
0:36.1	Starting with fact number one, and that is my fact, my fact this week is that to combat
0:40.6	people sleeping during church, priests used to employ a sluggard waker who would walk
0:46.2	around the congregation poking people awake with a very long stick.
0:50.4	Brilliant.
0:51.4	Yeah, this is an amazing thing.
0:53.4	I was reading that job, Andy.
0:55.0	I think it sounds quite fun.
0:56.3	Yeah, it does.
0:57.3	You wouldn't make many friends, but you're not in the business to make friends.
1:00.2	Oh, no.
1:01.2	In the business to keep people awake, listen to the sermon.
1:03.2	Exactly.
1:04.2	I reckon you'd be great at it, yeah.
1:05.2	Why?
1:06.2	You've just got authority about you and we all respect you so much.
1:08.8	I think I like that, I suppose, yeah, I would be a pretty, like, you think I like correcting
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