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No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2022
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everybody, Alex here. |
| 0:03.1 | Yes, Alex. |
| 0:04.6 | I am alive and well, and I'm here in the QI office on Christmas Eve Eve. |
| 0:09.5 | Dan, James, and Andy and Anna have all gone home again. |
| 0:13.0 | Let me here to sort out this year's Christmas episode. |
| 0:16.0 | In a second you're going to get Dan and Anna asking you to subscribe to things and buy all their merch, |
| 0:21.3 | but they couldn't even take the time to wish their loyal listeners a merry Christmas, |
| 0:26.2 | because they're all complete, free-loading, self-centered, full-fledged, |
| 0:31.5 | bastards. |
| 0:33.0 | So yeah, f**k them. |
| 0:34.6 | It falls to me to gladly wish all of you out there a very merry Christmas from everyone here at No Such Thing as a Fish. |
| 0:41.9 | And this means that I finally get to say, |
| 0:44.6 | on with the podcast after these messages. |
| 0:51.8 | Hi everybody, just before we start this show, we have a couple of small favours to ask you. |
| 0:55.2 | It's that begging time of year when people put their tins out and shake them around, |
| 1:00.1 | asking for you to do things like, for instance, |
| 1:03.0 | voting for their favourite podcast in the National Comedy Awards. |
| 1:07.4 | That's why we have been long-listed as one of the best comedy podcasts. |
| 1:11.2 | We're very excited about that, and we would love it if you could get us to the short list |
| 1:15.4 | to do that. You can go to qi.com slash vote. |
| 1:18.7 | You'll see all the options there. |
| 1:20.1 | You can also vote for your favourite comedians, your favourite comedy shows. |
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