No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge

No Such Thing As A Fish

Comedy, Nature, Science, History

4.7 • 18.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:20.1	to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.
0:22.8	My name is Dan Schreiber and I am sitting here with James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray,
0:27.1	and Anna Chazinski and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four
0:31.3	favourite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go.
0:36.5	Starting with you, Andy.
0:38.3	My fact is that sometimes racing ferrets fall asleep halfway along the course.
0:43.6	So it's a bit like the tortoise and the hare story.
0:48.0	Ah, so that the hare is a ferret.
0:50.7	The tortoise is another ferret that doesn't roll asleep.
0:53.2	All the animals are ferrets.
0:55.2	Yeah, and sometimes they fall asleep.
0:56.8	I've confused things too much by introducing.
0:58.4	It's a bit like sleeping beauty on the ear to sleeping ferret.
1:02.0	Was she halfway through a right?
1:04.6	I miss that bit of the story.
1:07.0	Just to sleep in bed really.
1:08.4	Right.
1:09.4	Yeah, yeah, and then I had some prints turns up and kisses.
1:12.0	Like a ferret.
1:13.0	He's a ferret too.
1:15.0	This is an article from the Derby Telegraph who did a report.
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