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No Such Thing As A Fish

Comedy, Nature, Science, History

4.7 • 18.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2018

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Things A Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:15.2	to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.
0:18.3	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Andrew Hunter Murray, James Harkin and
0:23.0	Aniches Zinsky, and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite
0:27.3	facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go, starting with you,
0:33.5	James.
0:34.5	Okay, my fact this week is that on the birthday every beef eater at the Tower of London
0:39.5	gets a gift of a free bottle of beef eater gin.
0:43.3	On their birthday singular, so do they all do they all?
0:46.1	They only hire people born on the 20th of September.
0:48.9	They're like race horses, they all get their new age on the 1st of January.
0:52.4	No, it's every beef eater on that particular person's birthday.
0:56.2	They get one bottle of gin and the beef eater gin brand is nothing to do with the beef
1:00.5	eaters.
1:01.5	But I went to the Tower of London this week and I spoke to my friend Andy the beef eater
1:06.6	and he said that basically the beef eater gin brand, they've got so much out of the beef
1:10.4	eaters over the years, it's the least they can do to get them a bottle of gin every year.
1:14.2	Sorry, sweet.
1:15.2	So did you go to the beef eater pub?
1:17.4	I went to the, it's called the Keys and it's the pub inside the Tower of London, yes,
1:22.3	it had got there.
1:23.3	That's very cool.
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