No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2017
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast this |
| 0:21.6 | week coming to you from the Stan Comedy Club in Newcastle! |
| 0:30.0 | My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Aniches Inski, Andrew Hunter Murray |
| 0:42.1 | and James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite |
| 0:47.7 | facts from the last seven days and no particular order, here we go, starting with you, Andy. |
| 0:54.0 | My fact this week is that Britain exports over 50,000 boomerangs every year to Australia. |
| 1:01.2 | And then imports them again, presumably. |
| 1:10.2 | Yeah, this is just something that happens, who knew that the post-Brexit Britain is going to be |
| 1:16.6 | boomerang store Australia, Colton, Newcastle. Is this a recent thing? |
| 1:21.6 | Or by the way, the phrase Colton, Newcastle, is that well known here? |
| 1:24.6 | Yeah, because we tried it on some people in London, like young people and they'd never heard of it. |
| 1:28.6 | Yeah, that's true actually, anyone under the age of about 25 in London heard of it, maybe 30 even. |
| 1:33.2 | But actually they import Col in Newcastle, don't they? |
| 1:36.8 | Oh, don't you? Well, do you? Yes, you do. |
| 1:42.0 | Great. |
| 1:42.8 | Well, no. |
| 1:45.3 | In 2013, Newcastle imported 4.9 million tons of Colt, the second most in the UK after somewhere |
| 1:53.1 | it's got. Wow. No way. |
| 1:54.8 | What are they doing with it? |
| 1:58.4 | Do you all get some? Is that... |
| 2:00.8 | I think, yeah, then it's sent around the country for people to burn them. |
| 2:05.0 | That's what you do with Colt. |
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