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No Such Thing As A Fish

Comedy, Nature, Science, History

4.7 • 18.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2014

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Festival, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the invention of sarcasm, the Antarctic Fire Department, dogs disguised as lions, and a Ming dynasty astronaut.

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0:00.0	We run it on QI a few years ago, which was, there's no such thing as a fish.
0:04.4	And it's not such thing as a fish.
0:05.6	No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.
0:10.0	It says it, right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.
0:19.5	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast.
0:24.7	This time coming to you from the Turtle Comedy Book Festival in Camden, London.
0:29.6	My name is Dan Shriver. I'm sitting here with Andy Murray,
0:32.4	Aniches Insky, and James Harkin.
0:34.5	And this week, all of our facts are coming from the new QI book,
0:37.6	1,411 QI facts to knock you sideways.
0:40.8	So here are the four facts that we entered into that book,
0:43.1	and in no particular order, here they are.
0:45.2	Fact number one, James.
0:47.6	So my fact this week is Viking names included Desirus of Beer,
0:53.8	Squat Wiggle, Lust Hostage, Short Penis,
0:59.4	Able to Fill a Bay with Fish by Magic,
1:03.6	The Man Who Mixes His Drinks,
1:07.3	And The Man Without Trausers.
1:10.3	But so, okay, when you say that these are Viking names,
1:16.9	were they like, were they more than two, sometimes in a ship?
1:20.1	Was it like, you did you have to be like,
1:21.6	do we have a surname here? Because we've got two short penises on the low.
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