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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Comedy, Nature, Science, History

4.718.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2014

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician Ash Gardner (@emperor_yes) discuss useless Presidential gifts, great big arrows, Tom and Jerry’s sweet ending, and a passport carrying pharaoh.

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0:00.0

We run it on QI a few years ago.

0:02.5

Yeah.

0:03.3

Which was, there's no such thing as a fish.

0:05.3

It's kind of a nice, such thing as a fish.

0:06.5

No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dixie Marie of Underwater Life.

0:10.2

It says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.

0:13.6

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:24.9

to you from the QI offices in Auburn Garden.

0:27.3

My name is Dan Schreiber.

0:28.3

I'm sitting here with Aniches Inski, James Arkin, and a fact-checking Judy's Andy Murray.

0:33.5

And joining us as well is a very special guest.

0:35.7

It's Ash Gardner, the lead singer of Emperor Yes, the band whose song we use is our theme

0:40.5

tune.

0:41.5

And they've just got a new album out.

0:42.5

It's called an island called Earth.

0:44.4

And throughout the show, during the interstitial moments, instead of our regular stings, we're

0:48.1

going to be using extracts from songs from that album that you should definitely buy.

0:52.5

Also, at the end of the show, we're going to play a full track single from the album called

0:56.6

Monkey King.

0:57.6

Hello, Ash.

0:58.6

Hey, what's up, guys?

0:59.6

I'm Ash.

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