No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2014
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician Ash Gardner (@emperor_yes) discuss useless Presidential gifts, great big arrows, Tom and Jerry’s sweet ending, and a passport carrying pharaoh.
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| 0:00.0 | We run it on QI a few years ago. |
| 0:02.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:03.3 | Which was, there's no such thing as a fish. |
| 0:05.3 | It's kind of a nice, such thing as a fish. |
| 0:06.5 | No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dixie Marie of Underwater Life. |
| 0:10.2 | It says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish. |
| 0:13.6 | Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming |
| 0:24.9 | to you from the QI offices in Auburn Garden. |
| 0:27.3 | My name is Dan Schreiber. |
| 0:28.3 | I'm sitting here with Aniches Inski, James Arkin, and a fact-checking Judy's Andy Murray. |
| 0:33.5 | And joining us as well is a very special guest. |
| 0:35.7 | It's Ash Gardner, the lead singer of Emperor Yes, the band whose song we use is our theme |
| 0:40.5 | tune. |
| 0:41.5 | And they've just got a new album out. |
| 0:42.5 | It's called an island called Earth. |
| 0:44.4 | And throughout the show, during the interstitial moments, instead of our regular stings, we're |
| 0:48.1 | going to be using extracts from songs from that album that you should definitely buy. |
| 0:52.5 | Also, at the end of the show, we're going to play a full track single from the album called |
| 0:56.6 | Monkey King. |
| 0:57.6 | Hello, Ash. |
| 0:58.6 | Hey, what's up, guys? |
| 0:59.6 | I'm Ash. |
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