No Such Thing As A Free Breakfast

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2013

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Hear how Larry wound up eating veal parmesan for breakfast. (At least he didn't try to order quiche!) We hear about a great moment from one of the Pink Panther movies. Then Larry recites "A Song" by William Blake, which is actually a poem, but at least it's spelled phonetically, which is more than we can say for the word "phonetically."

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0:00.0	This is korola Digital.
0:06.0	This is Corolla Digital.
0:08.0	Hey kitties Adam Carolla here.
0:14.0	Been screwed over by a crappy contractor.
0:16.0	Who hasn't?
0:17.0	Put your hands down.
0:18.0	Especially those of you who are driving.
0:20.0	I got a show coming out on Spike TV called Catch A Contractor. How does it work?
0:23.8	We find that crappy contractor. We bring him back to fix what he screwed up.
0:29.2	Sound good? Feel like something you could benefit from? Good. If someone you know in the LA area has a home construction nightmare,
0:34.8	courtesy of a crappy contractor,
0:36.8	go to catch a contractor.com.
0:38.8	That's catch a contractor.com
0:40.8	and submit your info. From Level 5 City in Glendale,
0:46.0	it's this week with Larry Miller. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves free hotel breakfast. Hi folks and welcome back to this week with Larry Miller I'm Larry Miller
1:19.0	but in a way aren't we all and again that music and that band makes me so happy even on a day when I'm
1:27.1	tired, even on a day when I just had a couple of pretzels from the free food bar here at the studio and they were the
1:37.3	healthiest things there but you know what that band makes me feel so good
1:41.2	they get better every week That's of course the James L. Sandville
1:45.8	Orchestra and the Vicky Young Dancers featuring Boy Tenner. John Curran asking
1:52.2	the musical question,
1:54.0	how come the word phonetic is not spelled phonetically?
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