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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2015

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, welcome to this special bonus episode of No Such Thing as a Fish.

0:05.0

Recorded in the BBC during a live broadcast of the one-show, a massive BBC show if you haven't heard of it overseas,

0:12.2

we were in another room doing a live recording and all of our subjects matched what they were talking about live as the show was going out.

0:19.0

You can actually go onto BBC iPlayer and watch that episode, you'll see footage of us,

0:22.6

you'll see us giving them facts to talk about during the show, but here's what we did during that show.

0:27.6

Have a listen, if you're new to us, please go and listen to all our other episodes.

0:31.4

If you're a regular, tomorrow there will be a normal episode and yeah, okay, on with the bonus episode.

0:38.4

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast this week coming to you from the BBC Studios in Central London for our one-off The One Show special.

1:01.8

My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with James Harkin, Aniches Inzki and Andy Murray.

1:06.2

We'll also be joined for a quick cameo by hosts of the one-show Alex Jones and Matt Baker.

1:11.3

So here we go, we've once again gathered around the microphones this time to discuss topics featured on tonight's episode of The One Show

1:17.8

and in a very particular order, here we go.

1:20.6

Starting with you, James Harkin.

1:22.6

Okay, my fact is actually about the one show and it is that the total number of hours people spent watching the one show this year

1:31.0

is the same as the total number of hours that have passed since humans left Africa.

1:35.8

That's amazing. Wow, that's a lot of hours.

1:39.0

How many hours? Yeah, how many is it? Oh, come on.

1:41.0

Right.

1:43.0

What's that in minutes, sorry.

1:45.0

So this has been a bit of a back of the envelope kind of work that I did based on the idea that it's half-hour show and...

1:51.0

Would you say it took you more or less longer than that to work it out?

1:55.0

Well, that's what I have been doing all day.

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