No Such Thing As A Buff Panda
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2015
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming |
| 0:14.4 | to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden. |
| 0:16.9 | My name is Dan Triver, I'm sitting here with Andy Murray, Aniches and Ski and James |
| 0:20.5 | Harkin. |
| 0:21.5 | And once again we have gathered around the microphone with our four favorite facts from |
| 0:24.8 | the last seven days and in no particular order here we go. |
| 0:28.8 | Starting with you. |
| 0:29.8 | Andrew Hunter Murray. |
| 0:31.7 | My fact is that until the mid 2000s the best method for finding out how many pandas were |
| 0:35.9 | alive was to sift through their poo. |
| 0:38.4 | Was that where they were hidden? |
| 0:41.9 | You just had to look for the white bits. |
| 0:44.2 | Yeah, what does that mean? |
| 0:47.4 | Well, it's very, very hard to know how many pandas there are. |
| 0:50.4 | We've got no idea how many there are accurately and they do senses is every so often and they |
| 0:54.8 | can be very, very, they can be based on a lot of guesswork. |
| 0:58.2 | So the best method in the early 2000s, which came up with the total number of 1500 and |
| 1:04.0 | 96, which is very precise, was to go around looking for panda excrement sift through it |
| 1:10.0 | for undigested fragments of bamboo and then find tooth marks on that because tooth marks |
| 1:14.6 | have a particular, like fingerprints though, it's supposedly unique and that's how |
| 1:19.2 | you find out how many pandas there are. |
| 1:20.8 | So you were looking for pandas inside the poo? |
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