No Pun and Shut Case

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Mary brings the case against her roommate Salma. They’re both fans of the card game called PUNDERDOME. But Mary says Salma is a cheater. When they play, Salma doesn’t make puns: just jokes. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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0:00.0	I'm Bill if Jesse Thorne and I'm your Judge John Hodgman. Hey, we just premiered our Van Freaks Road Show end of the road web stream on Saturday.
0:08.8	It was a total blast everyone enjoyed the show including me and Jesse because we were right there
0:14.1	watching along with it and too bad for you you missed it and there's nothing you
0:18.6	can do about it. No no no no no or is there. Don't worry you can still watch it until December 3rd.
0:25.4	All you have to do is go to vanfreaks Roadshow.com.
0:29.1	You can get yourself a ticket and watch it on your own schedule.
0:32.5	Live justice, special guests, songs,
0:35.2	surprises all available until December 3rd,
0:38.9	only at vanfreaks Roadshow.
0:41.1	com.
0:41.5	Welcome to the Judge John Hotchman Podcast.
0:46.4	I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne.
0:47.9	This week, no pun and shut case.
0:51.2	Mary brings the case against her roommate Salma. They're both fans of the card game
0:56.4	Punderdome, but Mary says Salma is a cheater. When they play, Salma doesn't make puns, just jokes.
1:05.0	Who's right, who's wrong, only one can decide, please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
1:14.0	Okay, let me get this straight.
1:16.0	While we were all playing fair digging these infernal rocks,
1:20.0	you were cheating the system just by buying yourself a golden parsnip using money you inherited from cancer?
1:25.2	Yeah, dummy, that's how generational wealth works.
1:28.7	Bail of Jesse Thorne, please swear them in.
1:31.0	Mary and Salma, please rise and raise your right hands.
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