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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

No Point Conversion: The Road To The Super Bowl Is Paved With Good Intentions

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

The Seahawks suffer a disappointing loss, the Browns play their best half of football in a lifetime, and Luke disapproves of the way Andrew experiences football. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know you rock when you roll with the Seahawks, March on, Lynch, Beast, Moe, with his dreadlocks, rolls and passes the ball to the end zone, touchdown.

0:29.8

You know we're going to get the crown of the Super Bowl, 2014, we get the ring the bling, listen to the crowd sing,

0:35.3

Seahawks, Seahawks, Seahawks, we blocked that offense, to say we'll lose us up to no offense, and on since we got the best Steve Feds, being the other quarterback, comes with the expense of the after being sacked, the hope that Broncos have enough time to react to the level of game the Hawks are bringing, that evening, the Super Bowl's Sunday, because they're going to go all the way for the win, starting when the game begins, all the way to the end of the game,

0:59.1

and to go down in fame, as a Super Bowl team is of this year, this team should be feared.

1:04.8

You better saddle up when you roll with Seahawks, Broncos seem like some old cattle left in the field after cutthroat battle to the Hawks, they just kick a beat, just run away, and beat a three.

1:14.0

Can I just let, okay dude, in a little hoagie play this week, and then maybe just start it over, and just do that about 10 times and call that the no point conversion.

1:23.3

Hi everybody, welcome to the show.

1:24.8

Are you concerned about the fact that the Seahawks look kind of like a pile of old cattle?

1:29.7

I want to say, by the way, welcome to the show everyone, I'm Luke Burbank, that's Andrew Walsh, I'm going to continue the fantasy that there's one person listening to this who's not also a TBTL listener, and therefore we should be introducing ourselves.

1:43.2

Speaking of fantasies, the Seahawks Super Bowl chances seem to be taking a real hit.

1:48.6

Actually, I was going to say Andrew, I am not nearly as despondent about this game as everyone else seems to be, including people in my family Huck Squad text chain, my dad, weighing in by way of my mom, thinking that they should just blow the whole thing up and try to trade Russell while he still has some value.

2:08.5

People calling this a failed experiment.

2:10.9

What? Seriously?

2:12.9

I don't think my dad was pushing that, he was just saying that's what he was seeing out there on the internet, and then I was looking at a tweet related to the Seahawks game.

2:23.6

Let's start with the less great stuff, and then we'll transition to the Browns where there is much joy in the land, but I was a tweet I saw about the, you know what it was?

2:35.9

I think it was about that stat that the Seahawks or the fact that the Seahawks had to call time out before a made field goal by the other team, because they thought they might have had 12 men on the field, and that time out was crucial.

2:50.2

I mean, they ended up turning the ball over on down at the end, but I think they would have run that series differently if they had one more time out.

2:58.0

So anyway, underneath that, which was some sports journalist pointing out that the Seahawks were so disorganized that they basically couldn't get their regular defense on the field for a field goal that was a pretty much a gimme field goal, I don't know, 40 yarder.

3:14.6

That just shows that they're not in the greatest space, and then the comments beneath that tweet were just like, this is a failed experiment, blow it up, start over.

3:25.3

That seems to be how some people are feeling. I don't feel that upset about everything today, but maybe I'm just a starry eyed optimist.

3:33.9

Well, I mean, people need to calm the hell down. I mean, it was only in please pull that for four weeks ago, he's, you know, Russell Wilson is still like, you know, in the MVP race, and that's all you hear now listen, what we've seen out of Russell Wilson, the past several games has been disappointing.

3:54.4

But let's remember that it's like three games in the context of his career, starting here in 2012, which is, you know, looked good and better and better, like it's not like he's never going to have a good game again, chill out.

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