No One's Accusing Me (#455)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show, the crew is up bright and early. Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds us all that she is a member of the EU, Jackie comments on a lovely 2 bedroom SUV, and we are reminded that we can always say “let's fix it tomorrow”...

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Ms. Kilmartin? Oh, man. We're already in a terrible movie. The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:22.5	Ms. Kilmartin?
0:23.6	Oh, man.
0:25.2	We're already in a terrible mood.
0:29.1	Oh, I was in a terrible mood before I got in.
0:31.0	Oh, tell me.
0:32.4	I have vertigo.
0:45.3	Or several people in the internet told me I don't have vertigo, and I was like, I'm sorry, Dr. XZ, Bob 127, hashtag, your medical degree and my medical degree.
0:47.5	At least my degree has the word science in it.
0:48.0	How about that?
0:49.1	I have a degree in polysy.
0:53.6	I don't know what the fuck this is, but it's not good. It's not, I, let me just say from the start, two things.
0:58.5	Telleride, Colorado is extraordinarily beautiful.
1:03.2	Yeah.
1:04.5	Absolutely everyone I've dealt with has been a beautiful human being.
1:11.9	I, because I picked up the car in Denver and I drove here,
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