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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

No One Could Make Fun of Me If I Went to Bed Right Now

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.42.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Drew and Roth are by themselves today, and they do what they do best. They’re breaking down the shuttering of Sports Illustrated as only two writers who experienced something similar can, and they’re balancing the overcoming and succumbing to tragedy that was the Divisional round of the NFL playoffs. But first, we have very specific stories about traveling to Austria, Barcelona, and Arizona. And as always, let’s dive into the Funbag for real voicemail questions from real listeners.

Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!

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Credits

- Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

- Producer: Eric Silver

- Editor: Brandon Grugle

- Production Services & Ads: Multitude

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About The Show

The Distraction 

is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're Zanzuric. It's distraction. I'm drew. I's broth. I'm rough.

0:08.6

Guten, Guten Morgan. How are you? I have a reason I agreed to in German and I'm it's from a letter from a reader

0:17.6

This was I did this specifically for one reader and I'm gonna read the letter to you now and then you're going to say

0:23.6

oh oh oh wasn't that so mirthful and funny you ready yeah all right this is

0:28.7

is from Rob let's get mirthful all right Rob wrote in he said I'm not sure if I'm

0:32.2

the distractions only listener based in Austria

0:34.9

but from time to time my weekly episode the distraction opens with a brief advertisement in

0:39.3

German like everywhere else these advertisements are lad obnoxious, because they don't lead into every episode,

0:45.6

they come somewhat unexpectedly, and it never ceases to kill me how they lead directly into Drew's

0:50.9

suddenly very German sounding,

0:53.0

we're back, we're back.

0:55.2

As an American living in a German-speaking country,

0:57.6

and one who spends a lot of his day

0:58.9

navigating the world in another language,

1:00.7

I'm not fluent, but I can get by,

1:02.4

it always takes me an

1:03.0

extra beat or two before my brain goes, oh that's English, Drew is speaking

1:07.3

English. There's no question here, but if Drew ever dropped a Vierc

1:11.3

on the pod, I might honestly not even catch the difference so let's

1:16.6

find out if Rob is phased at all or as phased by you were as you were by.

1:24.0

I like the idea of someone listening to this podcast the same way they listen to like jazz.

1:28.0

They're like it's just sounds and beats man like I don't really I never know what they're talking about I don't

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