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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

I Am Wearing a Christian Black Metal Hoodie in My Headshot With Jason Kirk

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0

We're back! It's a distraction. I'm true. That's raw. How you doing Roth? I'm good man. How are you?

0:07.0

Let me tell you a little story, Roth. Oh, please.

0:10.0

About steak night at the McGarry house floor.

0:13.0

I go and I buy some steaks because I deserve a steak.

0:17.0

I'm the dad.

0:18.0

Daddy needs steak.

0:20.0

Buy the steaks. I go, I put them on the grill. The grill runs out of gas, which is like, you know,

0:27.7

you're always flirting with danger with the gas tank, like you never know,

0:30.7

like you want to use all the gas, because it's fucking expensive propane, but you never know like you want to use all the gas this is

0:32.6

fucking expensive prop thing but you never know when it's gonna crap out on you

0:36.4

because I can like I can pick it up and be like well I think it's got some left in

0:40.1

but I don't fucking know.

0:41.7

So it runs out and I'm like...

0:42.4

A dad shake and make a dad face.

0:44.4

Yep, all that stuff.

0:46.1

So I run to the grocery store in the middle of the AFC title game

0:50.2

and I switch out the tanks and like I don't look at anybody because I'm worried someone's going to spoil the game for me

0:55.7

Which is hilarious because the game turned out to suck so then I I go back I hook up the propane tank I get the steaks I throw them on and I come back down to

1:07.2

grab them when they're done and I realize I don't have my and bring like tongs with me

1:11.7

or like a fork just something to get them off the grill and I I think in that moment I'm like you know what I can just grab it with my hand that's a smart idea like I'm going to do that and so what I do is I lick my fingertips because I know if I

1:24.0

like my fingertips then I will... It can't hurt you there. Those are the rules.

1:28.0

They teach us in science class like the moisture in your...

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