No New Friends with Heather McDonald

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2015

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Jackie sits down with her former employer and funny bitch Heather McDonald. They discuss strategies to get cast on The Real Housewives, become part of Taylor Swifts girl posse and the struggles of abstinence. Jackie also tasks Heather with delivering a heartfelt note to Kylie Jenner in order to end their online feud.

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0:00.0	Hello bitches, I'm Jackie Shimmel, the writer and creator of the Bitch Bible, which you
0:20.9	can find at thebitchbibled.com.
0:23.0	Today, I'm so excited to have comedian author, host of All About Sex on TLC, and my former
0:29.2	superior at Chelsea lately, I was the permanent restocker.
0:33.6	That was my job title.
0:34.6	Love it.
0:35.6	Say hello to Heather McDonald.
0:36.6	Hello.
0:37.6	Hi Heather, I'm so excited you're here.
0:39.6	I worked on your pilot.
0:41.3	I don't know if you know this because-
0:43.1	Oh, the one I did with Ross.
0:44.3	With Ross and Abuse.
0:45.3	Yeah, I remember.
0:46.9	By work, I mostly just hid stole alcohol and then constantly pretended to be restocking
0:53.2	things.
0:54.2	Oh, great.
0:55.2	So, I was a real workhorse on that show.
0:57.7	And I had to have every other show and I think I worked at Chelsea for like a year and
1:01.2	a half.
1:02.2	Yeah, I totally recognized you and remember you, of course.
1:03.9	Yeah, I walked the dog, I did a lot of dishes.
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