No Hobbies, All Honeys!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love! We’ve got the giggles Electrolytes! Hiring a lifeguard NO BREAKS Adam The Liar You scared of women?? Adam’s “degrees” Janitor to Martial Arts IAPUA! We love a man with a job Quit everything you love Clickfunnels He’s a protector, rawr (^_^) Change my tire This is a mad schedule LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I wouldn't say I'm super successful but I'm not doing meth so I mean there's that.
0:12.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:15.0	I cut out all the hobbies and brought in all the hoes.
0:19.0	Don't worry about it. I'm your man.
0:21.0	18 years going.
0:24.0	I learned this one simple trick.
0:26.0	Gun fingers.
0:28.0	Pshhphphphphphphoo.
0:30.0	And now I'm getting laid more than ever.
0:33.0	Pew pew pew. Pew pew.
0:35.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:40.0	Yeah, boy. Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:46.4	I'm Brian Green.
0:47.4	This is the Dean to my voting, Chris, and Joy, wholly.
0:49.2	Best to you, Chris.
0:50.6	Best to you, Ryan.
0:52.1	Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
0:54.7	We're getting out the giggles.
0:56.2	We took a blast from the past.
1:00.8	We were reminiscing about one time.
1:04.0	One time but we just did Tuesdays.
1:06.0	Yeah.
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