No Hang List

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GLORIFY - Visit ⁠https://glorify-app.com/netpositive ⁠right now to download the Glorify app for free ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to ⁠https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MIRACLE BRAND: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at ⁠⁠https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:33.3	The on the netted is a positive dude.
0:34.5	It is, uh, you know what?
0:35.7	You know where everybody else is right now in Nashville? Where? Not working nope in a ditch yeah in a ditch you know where we you know
0:42.4	what we're doing pod work in the pod yeah no days off yeah what you mean no days off i've been this way
0:48.3	my whole life i would do i'm trying to think of the most extenuating circumstance that i would still
0:52.6	do a pod i I'd be like,
0:54.3	dude, if I had my iPhone, I'll be like, I'll just hide under in this underground bunker and do a pod on my phone.
1:04.2	Yeah. And send it to you. Even if we were like today, when we were talking about getting in here today,
1:09.4	we could do it remote if we
1:10.9	need i'll do it at my house yeah what do you mean what do you mean we don't have a pod this week have to
1:15.6	we say that and then we it's something good hey so next week there's never be no pod of
1:19.6	sorry about that hot hot episode of the pod lots of news to get into lots going on in the world
1:25.3	lots going on in the media super bowl uh i don't think there's much news to get into. Lots going on in the world. Lots going on in the media. Super Bowl.
1:29.2	I don't think there's much news to get into.
1:31.0	Nothing's really happening in the news.
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