my sewing needles and you know what made me buy these these are incredible um it's they they're

the closest thing to where you swipe your credit card and there was a minimum charge uh i was buying

i was buying like a bottle of water and they were like you need to spend at least three dollars

for us to run your debit card and i said boom there's alttoids like within an inch of my hand i will grab them

and that's why i'm an altoids man brand loyal that's cool yeah also the guy i bought some beer for a guy

a homeless dude at a gas station and And out of a fucking moment of weakness.

Yeah, got to tell me about it, man.

Yeah.

And now every time I go to that gas station, he's there waiting.

Yeah, you fucking wound it.

Like seagulls.

They let him fucking sit and sleep on top of where they keep all the goddamn propane tanks.

And he's just like, he's hold up there waiting for me to pull in.

I'm a little worried because I was talking about this the other day.

By the way, this is episode 91 of Ford Fables, okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

We knew that.

Yeah, I texted him earlier.

I said episode 91. You're ready to record that bitch.

We're going to record today. And this is us. We're for Favils and we're recording. But I've been recently, I don't know if I will be getting an upturn and good karma. It's what I'm expecting. It's not why I did it. Okay. Because then you don't get the good karma. I didn't do it for good karma.

But then after it, I started to rewatch my name is Earl, I'd assume.

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