You can tell our friends and they can have my things when we're dead.

We're gonna end forever.

We're gonna end forever.

You can tell us, like, like,

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Out of the gate, I just saw the funniest thing in the world. I actually am a little bit late on this but there's this

there's this dude he's names Robbie Tripp and he's a body positivity music video director and he posted this cute

he posted this picture of his fat wife and then the whole thing goes it was like you know I

love my girlfriend I love my fat girlfriend and I love her roles and I know how much

the media makes you know you think that girls should be skinny and I was teased for

this and everyone was wrong and my wife is beautiful and she's

800 pounds and she's morbidly obese and you guys are whatever it is right he

it's this whole thing just like just so you know. I'm on the right side of this and then

Essentially every every girl in the common threads was like I would kill myself. I would jump off the Brooklyn Bridge if I had to wake up in the morning

scroll through my Facebook like oh look my boyfriend posted a photo of us

together with a loving caption.

Let me see what that says.

My fat bitch wife is so amazing.

I love the fact that she can't fit through doors. I love the fact that I can't finish my meals.

I love the fact that I'm halfway through my meal and I take a bathroom break and I go,

oh, did the waiter come and take my plate?

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