Well, we have now heard from the Justice Department on the Jeffrey Epstein prison case.

A Justice Department watchdog concluded that a series of systemic issues enabled the financier

to take his own life in jail.

In a 120-page report, the DOJ cited acts of negligence and misconduct, including

staffing shortages, failures to check on inmates, and non-recording security cameras.

Now the report comes after a series of conspiracy theories about the financier's death, including

that there was follow-play.

Well, the DOJ has reiterated that there was no criminality in Epstein's death, and they

outlined recommendations for improvements in federal prisons. But for sure, there was no criminality

in his death. So how about you and all your friends just shut up about it, okay?

You didn't expect anything else, did you? Welcome! Welcome to Turing the Fat.

So for the first time, one of the world's most common artificial sweeteners is set to be

declared a possible carcinogen next month by a leading global health body. Okay, according to

the two sources, two sources with knowledge of the process. Pitting it against the food industry

and regulators asks pertain, used in products from Coca-Cola diet sodas, to Mars, extra chewing gum,

and some snappled drinks, will be listed in July as possibly carcinogenic to humans.

And I was the first time by the International Agency for Research on Cancer, the IARC,

and the World Health Organization's WHO Cancer Research Arm. Okay, so is it really going to happen?

We don't know. The IARC ruling finalized earlier this month after a meeting of the group's

external experts is extended to assess whether something is a potential hazard or not, based on

all the published evidence. Okay, it does not take into account how much of the product a person

can safely consume. So this advice for individuals comes from a separate WHO expert committee

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