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Lovett or Leave It

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Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.725.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Lovett Or Leave It eases you into the long weekend with the dulcet tones of Ron DeSantis’s hideous voice, while Janet Yellen (Jenny Zigrino) reminds you what catastrophe awaits if we don’t sort out the debt ceiling by, uh, today. Mrs. Davis’s Jake McDorman enters virgin territory, while Jessi Klein ranks the LOLI moms from best to even better. Schuyler Bailar dives into the right’s anti-trans sports neurosis, and we spin the Rant Wheel to start your holiday road trip off right.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello Los Angeles! Welcome to Love and Relive at Live or Else, and I just had a very interesting

0:19.4

dinner with Jesse Armstrong, creator of Succession, and he told me that in the finale, which is

0:26.2

exactly what I predicted. Thank you. We have a great show for you tonight. Hands of

0:31.6

American Jake McDormand is here to talk about Nuns Invergence. He's from Mrs. Davis, which is

0:37.5

awesome and impossible to describe. Jesse Klein is here to declare the best mother of a

0:43.6

crooked staff member because they're also high-functioning and well-adjusted. A lot of secure

0:49.1

attachment around here. Janet Yellen is here because she's got nothing else to do. Skylar

0:56.3

Baylor, the first openly-transender NCAA division won swimmer floats on by, and Jenny's

1:01.8

A Greeno joins for the rant wheel. But first, let's get into it. What a week. On Monday, the

1:11.4

Mesamerica pageant continued, a South Carolina Senator Tim Scott announced that he's running

1:15.8

for president, said Scott at his launch event. I'm hardy, and our nation are standing at a time

1:24.6

for choosing. Victimhood or victory. Grievance or greatness. You've given me a lot to think about,

1:38.3

said a man in the crowd wearing a kill Fauci T-shirt who hasn't been to the doctor in seven years,

1:43.1

but has yelled at the manager of a food lion for continuing to stock Bud Light Lime.

1:49.5

Donald Trump welcomes Scott's candidacy, posting on true social good luck to Senator

1:53.5

Tim Scotted entering the Republican primary race. It is rapidly loading up with lots of people,

1:58.4

and Tim is a big step up from Ron DeSanktimonius, who is totally unelectable.

2:03.6

This is like a boyfriend saying, you're so much cooler than my dumb crazy ex,

2:07.4

no one thinks it's hot anymore. It's nice to hear, but is it?

2:13.3

Trump continued, I loved Tim Scott when he played Malcolm X, and also when he was an I am legend,

2:17.9

and also when he's Kanye. He's great. Then on Wednesday, Governor Ron DeSanktus officially announced

2:24.4

his run for president, but it felt more like a crawl for president, as DeSanktus formally

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