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Lovett or Leave It

Defund the Splenda Police

Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.725.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

It’s a barn burner of an episode! Luenell answers the hard questions (and a ton of easy ones), while Scott Aukerman and Kyle Kinane ponder the question: would you rather? Tig Notaro and Todd Stashwick go where no Lovett has gone before, and we keep our tootsies warm with the fiery glow of these Hot Takes.

 

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0:00.0

Hello, Los Angeles. Look at this sold out crowd. Welcome to Love It or Leave It Live or

0:19.6

else. And to those of you who think this show is written by Scabs, guess what? It's

0:26.1

a podcast, not a TV show, despite my pleas to executives all over this town. This

0:32.0

strike is about 10,000 dreams with Final Draft. We write this shit in Google Docs and

0:37.0

stand in solidarity. And what shit it is this week? We have a great show for you

0:45.2

tonight. Lunella is back. And last time she was here, we tried to actually run a

0:51.0

segment and it fell apart, so we're just gonna ask your questions. She may answer

0:55.4

them. Scott Ockerman and Kyle Canaine will play a treacherous round of, would you rather?

1:01.9

And Tignitaro and Todd Stashwick will get quiz on their Star Trek knowledge and we hope

1:06.7

they haven't. You gasped. You gasped in anticipation. And I hope Tign does that thing which doesn't

1:13.1

really say anything but is bullying me. Plus hot takes. But first, let's get into it.

1:23.2

Another week.

1:26.5

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis made several stops around Iowa last weekend, including an

1:30.3

unscheduled visit to a Des Moines Barbecue join after Trump canceled a nearby rally due

1:34.3

to a tornado watch. The tornado never showed up, ultimately avoiding the area due to a DeSantis

1:38.8

watch. Speaking of disasters, check out what happens when Ron DeSantis interacts with a

1:44.4

person. That was nice. How much is that worth? I can't. For those listening, I think you

1:55.0

get a sense of it. You do need to see the video or have the video described to you. He rears

2:01.0

up and his mouth gets so big. Like he is being produced by some kind of an AI that kind of

2:07.9

understands the facial expressions we make. And I really appreciated this clip of Ron DeSantis

2:13.6

because it really, to me, helped me for the first time begin to piece together this person

2:17.6

because there's all these stories about how he doesn't like and doesn't do a good job

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