No Because Why Are You Still With Him…
Pretty Basic with Alisha Marie and Remi Cruz
Dear Media
4.8 • 36.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
This week on Pretty Basic, we’re catching up on everything—from Remi checking off a major bucket list moment with her Smosh appearance to a deep convo on relationships—covering everything from toxic patterns and emotional abuse to prenups, divorce, and why leaving a relationship is never embarrassing.
Plus, we introduce a brand new segment: “We Listen & We Judge,” where we react to your situationships and spill some honest advice.
Get ready… this one’s a little unhinged. 💛
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| 0:00.0 | So much is happening in our lives right now. |
| 0:02.9 | I'm like, are you ready to go, go, go? We're very open and honest about- I have secrets. We're starting a new segment on Pretty Basic called We Listen and We Judge. I feel like in a situation ship, but one person's playing games, the other one is like constantly settling. Leave get out right now. It gives me just enough attention during the day to keep me hug. We've never been on a real date. And he's made it very clear he doesn't want a relationship. And then the next day he disappears and he marries me like nothing happened. I feel insane. It's crazy. I've heard this story before. That's so insane. Really? Wait, where? I don't know. Maybe like season one of the show. The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:45.0 | Pretty basic. |
| 0:48.8 | Hello everyone. |
| 0:49.8 | Welcome back to Pretty Basic. |
| 0:51.8 | I'm your co-host, Alicia Marine. |
| 0:53.2 | I'm your co-host, Remy Pars'm your co-host Remy Parson. |
| 0:55.8 | I have to say, Remy, you have a different glow to you today. |
| 1:01.2 | What do you think it is? I don't know. I just, I feel like there's something that you need to tell the class. |
| 1:07.3 | Just something fresh and light and gorgeous right now. now yeah i don't know there's no you know |
| 1:13.0 | what i think it is you know what it is it is i am different and that's because all of the stress |
| 1:19.1 | of and pressure of going on smosh is now beyond me been there done that been there. Been there, done that. Checked off the bucket list. Similar to voice acting. Done. Never need to do it again. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But I did just do smosh. I did smosh mouth, you guys. And I'm just a different woman now. No, you seem so different. This is like a bucket list item for you. Yes. The amount of people who, even just the past week, you've mentioned, oh yeah, I have a shoot. I'm going on Smosh. And they go, you're going on Smosh. I know. I know. I just feel like my co-host is like a real celebrity. And you have your cookbook. And everyone's clearly bought it. Yes, you guys. Thank you so much for purchasing. In all honesty and all realness, thank you so much for the support on the cookbook. I believe when this comes out officially, it, like it's out everywhere. I will say I've been seeing people buying it on in stores already, even though it's like not technically out yet, which is so surreal. Can we go to a store and you just sign a bunch? |
| 2:21.7 | Oh my gosh. Yes. Actually, I'm doing quite a bit of that along the tour. Should I sign by my insert? Yes. Alicia, yes. Let's just go to Barnes and Noble. They're going to be like, ladies, you can't be here. |
| 2:31.4 | Hi, if you're gonna, |
| 2:32.2 | if you're gonna tamper with the inventory, |
| 2:34.2 | you need to buy it. |
| 2:35.1 | Imagine someone, |
| 2:35.7 | imagine someone buys it. |
| 2:37.7 | They're like, if you're gonna tamper with the inventory, |
| 2:34.4 | you need to buy it. |
| 2:35.2 | Imagine someone, imagine. |
| 2:36.2 | Imagine someone buys it. |
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