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Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

Comedy

4.7 • 997 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Get The White Hot Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra for 15% OFF with code FIN15 at Manscaped.com! #manscapedpartner From Georgia to Jesus via Goat Orgies, it turns out wine wasn’t always a boring Christian drink The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Finn versus history next to me is Horatio Gould.
0:17.0	Red, red wine.
0:18.8	Today we're talking about wine.
0:21.4	That's not the noise that your wife makes when you ask to put this podcast on in the car.
0:25.9	That's whinge.
0:26.9	That's not the history of winching.
0:28.8	It's not right wing or white wind.
0:30.7	No.
0:31.1	White winch is definitely both of our significant others.
0:34.4	Yes.
0:35.0	We will be doing the suffragettes at some point.
1:13.0	But not today. Not today. And then Red Wind, we will be doing the genocide of the network. Yep. And they won't stop complaining about it. Red Winge. What about Fizzy Winge? What's that? I don't know what Fizzy Wings. Gay rights. Yeah. That Orange winge is a, I guess is that like the boxing day tsunami, holiday makers? Yeah, I suppose. Oh, that was it? Blush skins. Yeah. Natural whinge. Anyway, listen, that's all to come. Lots to look forward to. But this is the history of wine.
1:28.0	Are you a wine drinker? Yeah, obviously I'm a wine drink. Do you wine ponder club? Sorry? Do you want wine? I don't drink tonic wine. No. No. But do you know what whining? You know what whining is. You know what whining is. Yeah, explain to... basically you're rubbing your bottom against the person behind you. So nothing held carnival.
1:29.2	Dirty,
1:29.5	dirty,
1:29.9	dirty poo.
1:30.9	Well,
1:31.1	we didn't. Not what whining is. Yeah, explain to... Basically, you're rubbing your bottom against the person behind you.
1:28.0	So, nothing hill carnival,
1:29.2	you go...
1:29.7	Dirty poo-
1:30.9	It doesn't have to be a dutty. It can't actually be really nice. Right, a clean, a clean whine. You know, Nottingale Carnival, you know, I'm aware of it. Yeah. Are you playing not going on kind of all this year?
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