meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Radio 2's Confessions

'Nipple to Knee' Confession and other tales...

Radio 2's Confessions

BBC

Unknown

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2017

⏱️ 45 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week's tales include singing potatoes, a parental predicament in the 'Big Smoke', a cuttingly careless nurse and some child labour levity. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Simon teases Matt and Bobbie with the 'non-compliant confessions' and the weekly 'Podcast Postbox' has been emptied once again. Plus a classic traffic tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This is the BBC.

0:02.0

Dear brothers and sisters,

0:04.0

all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,

0:07.0

whether Saint or sinner.

0:11.0

Right.

0:12.0

Yeah. Always on fire, I think you'll find.

0:17.0

Hey, thanks, and welcome to another Confessions Podcast

0:20.0

from your friends at Radio 2.

0:22.0

We are your friends, aren't we?

0:24.0

I'm Matt's friend and your friend.

0:26.0

Yes, we're everyone's friend.

0:27.0

This is where sinful members of the public come to tell their tales

0:30.0

of deceit, debauchery and deception,

0:32.0

and then we all laugh at them.

0:34.0

This week's collection includes Patricia's confession

0:36.0

to cut a long story short, the wrong patient one.

0:39.0

Ouch.

0:40.0

I jumped for it.

0:41.0

Yes, I jumped for it.

0:42.0

I'll have a joke for you.

0:43.0

I'll have a joke for you, please.

0:44.0

Olivia's Mr. Meena, last train to London,

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from BBC, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of BBC and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.