Rory's 'Pant Wetting' Confession and other tales...

Radio 2's Confessions

BBC

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4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week's tales includes triplet tomfoolery, a funeral faux pas, a green fingered failure and a new teachers travesty. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Simon teases Matt and Bobbie with the 'non-compliant confessions' and Bobbie even has a confession of her own! Plus a troll based tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt and features Jo Whiley on the panel! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

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0:00.0	This is the BBC.
0:02.0	Dear brothers and sisters,
0:04.0	all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,
0:07.0	whether Saint or sinner.
0:12.0	Ham!
0:16.0	Hello and welcome. This is another Confessions Podcast
0:18.0	from your friends at the BBC. Thank you for downloading us.
0:21.0	We're all very, very appreciative, aren't we, Bobby?
0:23.0	Yes, very, very pleased to meet you.
0:25.0	Thank you so much. We're going to visit you in
0:27.0	the leave you five pounds through your letterbox.
0:29.0	We're not. This is where sinful members of the public
0:31.0	come to tell their tales of deceit, debauchery and deception,
0:34.0	seeking dispensation from Sister Bobby Brother Matt and you,
0:37.0	the good people of this country, and around the world.
0:40.0	So, for your listening pleasure, we have the anonymous
0:43.0	physics teacher, Confession, teacher, children well,
0:46.0	a little bit of church action there.
0:48.0	Raw is Mr. Meena Pant Music,
0:50.0	wetting his brother's pants.
0:52.0	What could possibly go wrong? Mrs. Doubt, flowers, tail,
0:54.0	take me to the birch.
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