The Décolletage Dilemma and other tales….

Radio 2's Confessions

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4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This week's tales include a priest in a predicament, a brazen baking bribe, assembly antics, and a retail return ruse. Simon teases Matt and Bobbie with the 'non-compliant confessions' and the weekly 'Podcast Postbox' has been emptied once again. Plus this week's classic tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt and it might just be one of the most shocking confessions ever! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

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0:00.0	This is the BBC.
0:02.0	Dear brothers and sisters,
0:04.0	all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,
0:07.0	whether Saint or sinner.
0:10.0	Does anything give you the impression it fills in a hurry?
0:13.0	A very hurry, Phil.
0:14.0	I'm going to speak really good.
0:16.0	Deliberately, slowly.
0:18.0	I wouldn't be so childish. No.
0:20.0	Hello and welcome.
0:22.0	That sounded a little bit common, sorry.
0:24.0	What? Hello and welcome to the Confessions Podcast from the BBC.
0:28.0	It's got an H in front of it.
0:30.0	Don't just say, hello.
0:32.0	I don't think that's acceptable.
0:34.0	Anyway, with a certain standards.
0:36.0	So a whole bunch of sinning stories coming up, sister Bobby and brother Matt.
0:39.0	Just sitting waiting with great enjoyment and love in their hearts,
0:43.0	waiting to relive some fine memories.
0:45.0	Not quite so much love.
0:46.0	No, no, no, no.
0:47.0	Well, you've just been putting a great mess in this.
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