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1001 Heroes, Legends, Histories & Mysteries Podcast

NINE MEN'S MISERY KING PHILIP'S WAR REMEMBERED (1675-1676)

1001 Heroes, Legends, Histories & Mysteries Podcast

Jon Hagadorn

History, Society & Culture

4.41.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Today we're taking you on a field trip to the site of America's oldest war memorial. Its called Nine Men's Misery, and iti is a monument which remembers the nine men who were captured by Indian warriors in 1676 in Rhode Island and were tortured, scalped, and mutilated while fighting in what is today called King Philip's War. It was a deadly, brutally fought war, with atrocities committed on both sides- and a war that forever planted the idea of Indians as being "savage" beings in the minds of all who came to the New World to start a new life.

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0:00.0

Imagine it's March 1676.

0:05.0

You are a farmer in the Plymouth Colony.

0:08.0

For decades, you've carved a life out of a wilderness that seems to want you dead.

0:13.0

But now, the trees themselves feel like they're watching.

0:17.0

Twelve of your neighboring towns have already been burned to ash.

0:20.0

One out of every ten men your age is already in a grave.

0:24.6

You aren't fighting a European army in bright coats on an open field.

0:28.6

You are fighting a ghost in the brush, a sophisticated guerrilla force

0:33.6

that strikes without mourning and vanishes before the smoke clears.

0:38.3

This is King Philip's War, the deadliest conflict per capita in American history.

0:43.3

And today, we're going to the darkest corner of that war,

0:47.3

a place in the Rhode Island Woods known for nearly 350 years as nine men's misery. Welcome back, everyone, the 1001 Heroes, Legends, Histories, and Mysteries Podcast.

1:18.3

This is your host and storyteller, John Haggardorn.

1:21.6

Today, we're taking a trip to a monument, a monument that stands at one of the battle sites of one of the least

1:28.5

talked about American wars, yet one of the most deadly ones, the King Phillips War,

1:34.0

that raged through New England in 1675 and 1676. To begin this story, I'm taking you to

1:42.6

Monastery Park, which houses the Cumberland Public Library,

1:46.8

1464, Diamond Hill Road, Cumberland, Rhode Island.

1:51.9

And by the way, we'll begin at the parking lot behind the Cumberland Public Library.

1:56.8

And look for the nine men's misery trail.

2:00.0

It's often marked with red dashes on trail marks.

2:02.6

It heads north from the back of the grounds.

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