Nimesh Patel

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Nimesh Patel joins the pod to discuss his experience growing up as an Indian immigrant in New Jersey, epic Indian garba parties, his mom's reaction when he told her he wasn't going to be a doctor, working in telemarketing, selling knives, and more. Nimesh and Stav help callers including a guy leading on a woman he's not interested in but who's courting him with awesome baked goods, and a man who wants to know if a certain Greek stereotype is true.

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0:00.0	Welcome everybody to Starbucks world 904 800 stop calling we'll solve your problems
0:11.5	Got an awesome episode today my boy Nimesh Patel
0:14.7	Coming all the way from Brooklyn took a nice long Uber to be here. Oh, so stop and go
0:19.3	Yeah, I do like making everyone come to Queens that does feel like it is a powerful
0:31.0	The bleep that
0:35.5	We don't want these lunatics knowing where they exactly where the fuck and his mouth to by the way
0:42.7	Give him like the fucking so they can't read is what we don't need any deaf redditors reading his lips
0:49.3	Finding out the address you know what scares us all is on right at the other day
0:52.6	And there's people that can triangulate exactly where you are if it does like a picture of your house
0:57.1	Like that's fucking scariest. No, Ari Ari has said that where he like he learned like how to take pictures in a way
1:04.3	Because he would just he would he was so he didn't want to get
1:08.3	Redded it so bad that he would go like Thailand and like he would just disappear
1:12.4	But he said one time somebody like triangulate his where he was like in some remote-ass part of the fucking world
1:19.3	Yeah, we're lucky that guy geo-rain bolt uses his powers for good
1:23.2	You know that guy's like nice nice the guy who's like on Google maps. Uh-huh, dude
1:28.1	You could show this guy a picture of grass blurry and he'll be like that's Botswana
1:33.5	Like he's an awesome guy rules
1:36.8	But yeah, dude
1:38.4	Yeah, don't stalk us. Don't hopefully we're out of here soon
1:41.8	This is this apartment. We've been in this apartment for you. I moved this is the first place
1:45.1	I moved right came to New York. I fucking love because I know how much I make on the road
1:51.0	Yeah, yeah, so I know much you're making
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