Love the podcast. You make me laugh a lot. Anyway, I know the 25-second rule. That's right.

Trying to waste here too. So basically, there's something I'm kind of self-conscious about.

I've been married for 10 years, and there's something that I hide from my wife and that's that

I masturbate in a completely different way. And I know this because, like, when I watch porn,

you the dudes are always jacking off with like a super-nated, super-nated, that means palm up.

Okay, classic. Yeah. And I do it with a pronator palm down.

Like this? Yeah, that's awesome. When I was younger and figuring all this shit out,

I started doing this because I would play the cello and so I would grab my dick like a fucking

bow and I could go at it. No. I was good at it because you could go fucking fast like that.

And I just totally developed a fucking crazy way to do it. Anyway, I personally believe my way

is the period, but rail me on this. I don't know. Is it humiliation photos? What's the problem?

Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Didn't hide it from my wife, so she ever, like,

passed the fuck me up for something. I just got a skill with a thing the wrong way.

That's the problems that your wife does jack you off reverse grip. This guy jacks off goofy.

Isn't that what we all want? Someone to do it differently. That's true. That's what we want.

Mix it up. He's like, honey, get behind me and give me the right, the reach around.

He really does want to reach around. I'm going to be straight up. I think more often than not.

Men and women in committed relationships don't know how to tell their partner what they get

down with. You know what I mean? I bet if he went to her and was like, hey, he's embarrassed.

This is on him. Yeah, he's going to be like, that's what you do. And she's going to be like,

okay, I'll fucking she would do that too. Of course. Of course. She's like, you know what else I like?

Go get the fucking 32 Louisville slugger out. Let me show you what I like. Who knows?

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