Nim Chimpsky

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We hope you and yours are healthy and handling things as well as can reasonably be expected! If you have the space, may we suggest taking up gardening? Emily grew a potato in her backyard, and she's considering growing a second. On Chunch Chat, Martha truly delivers. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Nim Chimpsky, a chimpanzee that didn't learn sign language.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies!
0:28.0	Welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa and this is our Zoom recording. There's a little bit of a lag. Yeah, we're on
0:37.2	Zoom. That's okay. We'll figure it out. I miss you guys. I miss recording in person. I know I miss you guys I miss recording in person I know I miss you this sucks it does
0:49.8	well I hope everyone is hanging in there.
0:55.0	How are you doing, Lisa?
0:56.0	I'm doing good.
0:58.0	I feel like the pandemic's turning me into an idiot,
1:01.0	because now the highlights of my day are like, oh, I made a really nice salad.
1:08.0	Or I did a yoga workout class over Zoom called But I'm not being healthy I am eating like
1:16.8	5,000 times more food than normal and I'm not changing I'm not changing out of my sweat pants.
1:25.0	Oh yeah, oh definitely not.
1:27.0	Absolutely not.
1:28.0	Why would I?
1:30.0	Yeah, that's funny.
1:31.0	I feel like I'm having a hard time unpacking what you said about that. I'm like, is that internalized misogyny that like liking yoga and salads is what you associate with an idiot, but also those aren't super important things I guess either.
1:45.3	Did you hear that the yoga class is called but? Okay that is a good point.
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