Thank you everyone for coming to my Nike press conference.

My name is John Donahoe, and I would now like to open up the floor to questions.

Here here, can I ask you a question, sir?

Man, you are, minority.

I would love to take a question from you.

Great.

I'm with CNBC.

John, I just want to ask you, you've had a really great fiscal year here with Nike.

What do you attribute your success to?

Well, I attributed to all of our, you know, people who just love working for Nike.

You know, the employees is what really makes Nike such a global powerhouse on the world

scale that we are able to sell to so many markets.

I'm able to have private jets and make so much money and pretty much be shielded from

the rest of the world because our employees are so great and so happy.

And what about those employees that you are underpaying in China, basically using slave

labor for your products?

I'll take another question.

Do we have any other questions out there?

No, sir.

My question wasn't answered.

I asked a question.

The thing you got to understand about slave labor is that they get a quarter off of Air

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