Love, Lust, and Infatuation (w/ Baron Vaughn)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

"Everyone is doing monogamy. And if you try to cram all those people into one door, someone is gonna get hurt." Baron Vaughn (Corporate, The New Negros) explains LOVE. What it is to be a love addict, and the differences on love, lust, and infatuation. He also shares his experiences being in non-monogamous relationships. Nicole addresses the recent reddit threads, explaining why her comedy is so dick-focused. Check out the New Negroes show on Comedy Central in 2019! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:27.6	A podcast where I try to figure out me, Nicole Byron tries to figure out
0:31.6	how and why I'm still single, even though I will eat soup out of your butt, and I hate soup!
0:39.4	My guest today, you know him from Grayson Frankie, corporate mystery science theater 3000.
0:48.5	It's, oh, and the new Negroes which is coming to Comedy Central and they have a live show at UCB.
0:53.7	It's Baron Vaugh!
0:55.6	Oh, hello, hello, Nicole.
0:58.4	Scoot about, bow, bow to do, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!
1:01.8	The irony is that all of that I wrote it down and said, can you read this as my intro?
1:06.0	And you nailed it.
1:07.0	And you were really insistent and you kind of frightened me.
1:11.6	And I felt like you were bullying me, Baron.
1:14.3	But all I'm trying to do is teach you about Louis Armstrong.
1:16.7	So it's like, and then all this scanning, do all that.
1:19.8	I got all the scatting right, all the bebop, but do boop, doos!
1:25.4	I was just giving, just happened.
1:28.3	It did just happen.
1:29.3	Mine was pretty good.
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