Nico Santos

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

One half of power couple Zico (it's what TMZ has been calling them), yes, folks, it's Nico Santos! We had Nico and Zeke on together years ago, and now Nico returns for a solo ep (and of course Zeke will be back!). Now, you know Nico from Superstore, The Z-Suite, Crazy Rich Asians, Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 and so much more, and today we get into it! Nico tells us about his dating life in Oregon and California (that's right, he's smooched in at least two US states); we talk about his family, Filipino family customs, boundaries he had to draw with his relatives when Zeke and he got married, and SO MUCH MORE! PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!

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0:00.0	Open your hearts.
0:01.3	Loosen your butts. It's time for couples therapy. Yeah, this podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh and hang with all their homies talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situationships and conscious and coupling from Netflix hookups to single them with some hulu. Tech, sex, regrets. So feeling on your new jubu They gonna talk about it
0:21.6	Ah, yeah you are in body
0:22.7	I guarantee baby we got
0:25.0	It's couple's therapy
0:27.5	A couple's therapy
0:31.4	Hey
0:34.9	Hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy
0:37.0	My name is Andy My name is Naomi We're real life couple. A real life couple of comedians. And on couples therapy, we answer a couple different questions from a couple different listeners. Naomi, it is, it is, hey, no, let me, let me do this. Let me say this. Let me say this.
0:54.3	Oh, Jesus.
0:54.9	Do you ever think that I would come in with the same energy, you lying down in the bedroom,
1:03.7	coming with the same energy to tell you, I found some cat turds on the ground,
1:09.8	but with the excitement, which meant our constipated
1:14.3	sun has gone to the bathroom.
1:15.9	Yes.
1:16.4	Same excitement as if I told you I had sold a television show.
1:20.5	It was real lottery winning.
1:22.6	It was lottery winner energy.
1:24.2	It was my scratch off was all watermelons, you know?
1:29.3	Yeah, my scratch off was all litter boxes. And I was like, yeah, baby, it's happening. I was equally excited. And I think I was like,
1:36.4	oh yeah. You know, so that's, you know, that's us. That's where we're at. That's our lives. That is
1:42.4	Hello, everyone. Welcome to another episode of couples therapy. We're recording this on
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