Holmes

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Holy hell did we have a blast with Holmes! Now you know Holmes from Welcome to Flatch, Another Simple Favor, Hacks and Overcompensating, and on today's episode we do a deep dive into her lovelife, going back to the tale of her first love, how stopping drinking is helping her on dates and Holmes makes an impassioned plea that she is ready to find her person! All this and some impulsive, expensive decisions, getting fiscally exploited in ol' Hollyweird and SO MUCH MORE! You will enjoy bathing in Holmes' vibe as much as we did... we guarantee! (though not legally, I suppose). PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay, everyone, open your hearts, losing your butts.
0:03.1	It's time for couples therapy.
0:05.0	Woo!
0:07.4	Yeah, this podcast is Andy and Naomi's
0:10.5	where they can both laugh and hang with all their homies
0:12.7	talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling
0:15.2	to messy situationships and conscious and coupling.
0:17.6	From Netflix, hookups to single them with some hulu,
0:20.2	tech, sex, regrets.
0:21.2	So feeling on your new jubu.
0:22.6	They gonna talk about it.
0:23.7	Yeah, you are in by the eye.
0:25.1	Needing therapy, I guarantee, baby, we got it.
0:27.0	It's couple's therapy.
0:32.3	Couple therapy.
0:37.1	Hello, everyone, and welcome to couples therapy.
0:39.5	My name is Naomi.
0:40.5	My name is Andy.
0:41.8	And we're...
0:42.5	I did not mean to do it like that.
0:45.2	And we're a real-life couple.
0:46.8	A real-life couple of comedians.
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