Nick Wants Dessert - Applebee's Ride Along

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🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Applebee's was too hot and Michael is 'eepy. You're getting too comfortable, Nick. Are you guys in the Pretzel Haters Club? Michael's kids eat like animals. Stay tuned for the ending. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, time to get you pet insurance with pet jebity.
0:03.2	Wroop. Pet Jevity. You know, like longevity, but for your pets long and healthy life?
0:08.4	They have no upper age limit for dogs or cats.
0:11.1	Meow!
0:11.9	They insure hundreds of thousands of pores and have 24-7 access to vet video calls.
0:17.8	Look for pet jevity wherever you shop online for insurance.
0:21.6	The vet video calls if your pet is in need of urgent medical assistance, contact your local vet immediately.
0:26.6	Visit petjavity.co.uk for full details.
0:29.6	Because you bought your robot vacuum on your Barclay card, you got 0% interest for up to 24 months,
0:36.6	which makes watching it, hypnotically sweeping up your crumbs, even more satisfying.
0:41.4	Oh, Mr. Bit.
0:42.9	What you buy is your business.
0:44.8	Helping you pay less interest is ours.
0:47.2	Barclay Card, make money work for you.
0:49.7	Subject to financial status, new customers only.
0:52.4	Representative example, 24.9% APR representative variable, 24.9% purchase rate per annum based on 1,200-pound credit limit tis andesies apply. Okay, so where's Madame Moose? It's over by the Chipotle over there. We're stopping for dessert? No, we're not stopping. No, we're not stopping for dessert. I mean, you guys want to stop. No, we're definitely not stopping. We're definitely not stopping. I'm not going to get out of the car. I'm going to take a nap. Oh. We're not stopping for dessert. We have to show. You guys want to stop. No, we're definitely not stopping. I'm not going to get out of the car.
1:11.6	I'm going to take a nap.
1:12.6	Oh.
1:13.6	We're not stopping.
1:14.6	Oh. Well, we were the sleep along. Dude, I was already like a little sleep. I slept a lot last night, but then we got it in that apple bees and it's like 150 degrees. What were they doing? the life actually.
1:23.6	And then Nick wanted to be there longer.
1:25.6	No, me, what?
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