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Freddy's Got Fingered? %% Freddy's Smash Burger Taco

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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YOU voted for this on Patreon so Our Heroes head to Freddy's to get a... Smash Burger Taco? Is it a burger or a taco? Is it both? Is it worth your time? Are you a brother? Will you outlive your father?New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend.

0:06.0

100 hours of craft in every cup.

0:10.0

Eight natural ingredients in every sip.

0:14.0

One night of winding down in every drop.

0:18.0

Your moment of serenity.

0:23.8

Brought to you by twining sleep.

0:25.1

Twinings.

0:27.8

Alive in every drop.

0:31.6

Oh, he got it that time.

0:32.1

That's good.

0:33.9

He said, here we go, and we went,

0:36.8

welcome to 100% eat Knicks here.

0:37.4

Did you know? The show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Swirs. Jordan, how are you and your vanilla Coke? Thank you for the vanilla Coke. It's nice and cold, too. It's been chill. Michael brought me treat. Michael brought Nick Treat? Yeah, Michael brought me treat. I brought the pull-up bar that Nick would always, I think that was the one that I had. Man, maybe it was a different one. I remember being a different color, but it's definitely the same kind. Yeah. But it was a pain in the ass at the office because it was, you know, like an airport hanger. So there was no regular doors. If there were, they were not real.

1:12.8

The only door that worked was the one into the little, like, side room. It was a lot of shit. He was just as shit. But Nick come in there. He'd run in there. That was the best, too, when, like, he would come in there when people who, like, Nick and didn't know. Yeah. like Joe

1:25.6

who didn't really like

1:26.9

interact with

1:28.4

and they were just

1:28.9

walking himself to anyone

1:29.8

and they just do a bunch of pull-ups

1:31.1

and then I come back like Nick and didn't know. Yeah. Like Joe. Like who didn't really like, interact with.

1:28.5

Nick would just walk in and be like,

1:29.5

and they'd just do a bunch of pull-ups. And then I'd come back and they're like, who was that guy? Nick was in here. No, they're not, they're not Gracie. Yeah. Who was that? Who was that bald? Who was that bald? He would just walk in, nodded, did pull-ups, and left.

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