Nick Turner has never seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Nick Turner (Comedy Central, Late Night with Seth Meyers) has never seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. He rewrites what he believes the sequel is, and we read it in studio. Our first “tackle a sequel where I saw the original” episode, Nick even rewatched the original Paul Blart to prepare. Plus some Before & Afters, Rapid Fire Trivia, and Who Can Name the Longest Movie Title. Joined in studio by Grant Gordon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's a good show.
0:02.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:09.1	this is Never Seen It.
0:13.8	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:20.6	Hey everybody, this is Never Seen at the podcast, where I have comedians, rewrite, famous movies, and TV shows they've never seen.
0:27.2	I am your host, Kyle Ayers. This week, we have a very famous movie, one of the most prestigious films of all time, rewritten and never seen by Nick Turner. Nick, thanks for being here.
0:36.6	Yo, we flipped the house. Hell yeah. And we are also joined here in studio, going to be rewritten and never seen by Nick Turner. Nick, thanks for being here. Yo, we flipped the house.
0:38.7	Hell yeah.
0:39.7	And we are also joined here in studio, going to be reading parts, hanging out with us, Grant.
0:43.5	Thanks for being here, Grant.
0:44.3	Thanks for having me.
0:45.4	So Nick today, this was so, it was fun, most of the time when I email people about the show
0:51.1	and I'm like, what haven't't you seen they send me 20 Oscar winning
0:55.6	movies or something like that right they'll be like I've never some people you know never seen
0:59.0	Shawshank or I've never seen The Godfather or all these even like I've never seen Shakespeare and
1:03.9	love like you know even like monsters and yours was uh so you've seen so many movies you know what's
1:10.3	funny is I sent you a like a list of movies no one's
1:14.5	ever heard of yeah and I'm like these are the top movies I haven't seen and one of them I was
1:19.5	any which way but loose and I just watched it a couple of nights ago I was like you even knocked one
1:23.9	off of the list yeah I made a new list for myself and I'm like like, great, look at this. Now I'm working my way down.
1:28.5	Avatar is next maybe.
1:30.1	Avatar, which is the biggest one I haven't seen.
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