Matt Rogers has never seen Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas) has never seen Close Encounters of the Third Kind, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Greta Titelman, we attempt to find the best movie to watch on a plane, talk which sci-fi movies hold up, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.1	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:39.4	this is never seen it.
0:43.9	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:50.6	My friend was in that terrible Clint Eastwood movie about the train.
0:55.6	Which one?
0:57.1	15-17 to Paris.
0:58.4	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00.3	It's so funny to be like...
1:01.2	Isn't it all of the real people that were on that train?
1:03.5	She was one of the people that died on the...
1:04.8	No, she wasn't.
1:05.6	In real life, she died on the train.
1:06.9	She was exhumed for her big role.
1:08.1	So, Clint Eastwood drug her back onto the train to play her. I can't believe they got the real people.
1:11.0	She had like a, like, I can't because it's like, how lazy and right wing can you be other than let's get the real.
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