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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Tom Cowell has never seen Harry Potter

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6677 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Tom Cowell has never seen Harry Potter! But he rewrote it, and we read his script. He is from the UK, and that feels worth mentioning up top here. We talk about the giant scale of the Potter universe, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game, and more! Joined also by comedian Casey James Salengo, who used to work as the sorting hat at the Harry Potter World in Times Square.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.2

It's a good a show.

0:32.1

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

0:43.9

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:50.9

Hey everybody, this is Never Seen It. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where I have comedians, rewrite, famous movies, and TV shows they've never seen before.

0:59.8

This is my favorite part of the show where two people I've been friends with for years, watch me do something sincere.

1:05.2

And I rambled through it.

1:07.3

Today, we are joined, and we have a script written for maybe the most famous thing we've ever done on the show.

1:15.1

Maybe the most famous movie franchise. It's up there. We are joined by the co-host of a great listening experience with Joe Zimmerman, a podcast where Joe Zimmerman, another wonderful comedian, goes on an infinite quest for knowledge and power,

1:29.2

and is joined by his lovely, he's getting assistance from his butler on this podcast, Tom Cowell.

1:35.3

Hi, yes, I'm the butler. Hello.

1:37.3

And so I want you to explain it a little bit better than I did. I think I gave a byline good,

1:42.0

but give me like an example. What does Joe learn? You gave a byline very good, Kyle.

1:45.5

I gave that byline good.

1:47.5

Joe Zimmerman is a, hello audience, by the way.

1:49.9

Joe Zuman is a hilarious comedian, but he lacks knowledge in certain areas.

1:53.6

So he's trying to gain infinite knowledge, like a hero in a movie or a book.

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