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Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman

Nick Swardson

Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman

Rick Glassman

Comedy, Education, Sports, Self-improvement, Basketball

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2019

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! This week's shoeless guest is American stand up comedian, actor/writer/producer, Nick Swardson. Sandy Wexler, Jack & Jill, The Do-Over, and a long time collaborator with Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions and a new movie...

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0:00.0

Excuse me.

0:05.5

Hello, testing.

0:09.4

Oh, zoomed in too much.

0:13.8

All right.

0:16.0

What's up?

0:17.0

I don't know if I'm supposed to refer to my guests as glassman boppers or TYSO goblins.

0:23.3

I feel like I'm paying two mortgages over here.

0:26.2

I don't know.

0:27.6

I'll tell you this much, my energy right now, you know what this is?

0:31.5

This is intro energy.

0:32.6

This doesn't have to be this hard.

0:35.2

Nothing does.

0:36.2

You know, it's an interesting realization when you're in the thick of something and you're

0:40.1

stressed and you're anxious about it and then you realize, you give a fuck.

0:44.3

Why am I paying for a therapist?

0:45.3

Why don't you just set up a camera and have somebody edit it and tell me to keep in the

0:48.2

stuff that I need to work on?

0:49.6

Oh, you're very smart.

0:51.2

I guess they'll just get into it and introduce Nick.

0:55.9

But I don't want to introduce Nick.

0:57.0

I feel like I'm on stage at a show and I just bombed and now it's my turn to bring up

1:01.4

the next comic.

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