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Baby Geniuses

Nick Sumida / Matt McCarthy

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2014

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Babies, babies, babies! We are back after a week off and boy are we refreshed and ready to get into it with our incredible guest, artist and doll-face Nick Sumida!! He's here to talk to us about the eroticism of 1990s movies which ties in very nicely with our exhaustive list of paraphilias! Emily has a philia for one of the Jersey Boys, can you guess which one? Lisa has a philia for sample sales, and our expert, Carson Johnson, has an extreme philia for the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson! We test his knowledge and learn a bit about the history of the "really big show." Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Matt McCarthy Nick Sumida

Transcript

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space

0:03.2

than one of God's wet farts,

0:04.8

blew all the planets in place.

0:06.2

There were no signs of life.

0:07.8

On Mars or Venus, but planet Earth was blessed

0:10.6

with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses.

0:15.0

We know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses.

0:19.0

We know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses.

0:22.0

We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

0:26.8

hello babies I'm Emily I'm Lisa very nice to meet you

0:32.2

oops I'm Lisa very nice to meet you. Oops to see you again.

0:35.0

I get very stuck and like wrote phrases like that.

0:41.0

I think that's comforting though if we do the same thing kind of every time.

0:44.1

Yeah, it's a pattern. Yeah, I guess so. Repetition. My thing is the thing that I hate, I mean and it's

0:58.7

I don't know if it's fair or not to hate this but like if I I stayed at a hotel recently and they said have a nice stay and I said you two

1:06.1

I was like a god and that happens like every time I want a plane where they'll be like, have a nice flight and I'm like, you too. Yeah, next flight you have a waiters at a restaurant and

1:11.9

they're like, have a nice meal and I say you too I don't know I always do that it's so embarrassing it's very

1:17.5

it's very embarrassing some like all the time I probably happens them all the time and I think they do it because they're mean or when you like

1:22.3

accidentally call them mom?

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