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🗓️ 2 July 2014
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space |
0:03.2 | than one of God's wet farts, |
0:04.8 | blew all the planets in place. |
0:06.2 | There were no signs of life. |
0:07.8 | On Mars or Venus, but planet Earth was blessed |
0:10.6 | with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses. |
0:15.0 | We know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses. |
0:19.0 | We know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses. |
0:22.0 | We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
0:26.8 | hello babies I'm Emily I'm Lisa very nice to meet you |
0:32.2 | oops I'm Lisa very nice to meet you. Oops to see you again. |
0:35.0 | I get very stuck and like wrote phrases like that. |
0:41.0 | I think that's comforting though if we do the same thing kind of every time. |
0:44.1 | Yeah, it's a pattern. Yeah, I guess so. Repetition. My thing is the thing that I hate, I mean and it's |
0:58.7 | I don't know if it's fair or not to hate this but like if I I stayed at a hotel recently and they said have a nice stay and I said you two |
1:06.1 | I was like a god and that happens like every time I want a plane where they'll be like, have a nice flight and I'm like, you too. Yeah, next flight you have a waiters at a restaurant and |
1:11.9 | they're like, have a nice meal and I say you too I don't know I always do that it's so embarrassing it's very |
1:17.5 | it's very embarrassing some like all the time I probably happens them all the time and I think they do it because they're mean or when you like |
1:22.3 | accidentally call them mom? |
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