Hey everyone, welcome to Why Mommy Drinks. This is Betsy Stover, and today I am joined

by my co-host for life, Ari Vukita. Hi the internet. And we are joined by a very dear friend

who we have known for a million zillion years. He's hilarious. He is a jack of many trades.

If you're a Boston sports person, you might be familiar with a lot of the work that he

does on the radio on television, the internet. Some people call me Fitsy. How are you, Betsy?

There you go. It's Nick Stevens. Hello. Hi everybody. It's a pleasure to be here on How

Come, Dad's crying in the show. My alternate title for Why Mommy Drinks. I have zero shame in admitting

all of the emotional tumult, joys, triumphs, tragedies, successes, and failures that have come

with the past nine years of my life, which are also my favorite nine years of my life, that

would be being a parent. The role everyone told me that I was always cut out for, that I

could for the life of me for the first three and a half decades of existence, never, ever

see myself doing. But it's almost like holding a child. Like you hold someone else's kid

and you're like, what is this? This is weird. This thing smells. I don't want nothing to

do with this. And then your own child is born and you pick it up and it just like, it

just happens. It just, it just fits. Yeah, kids are awesome. And they're also making me

fucking crazy. How are you? Yeah, we have a saying because we have to say it so many times

a day. We just say TFK because what we want to say is these fucking kids, but we can't

say these fucking kids. And we don't have time to say these fucking kids so many times

a day. So we just shorten it to TFK. I am 100% running with TFK. Yeah. As a matter of

fact, as a matter of fact, like WTFK is going to be the name of my new little home broadcast

studio that I'm coming to you from right now. And listen, I accidentally, you know, and

Ari knows and for all the years that we performed together in the six plus years that Ari and

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