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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the Hire Side Chats. Today we are dusting off

that old motif of alien abduction with a guest who's been with us since episode 25 way back in 2012.

And yes, abduction by strange beings in the night is still an unsolved situation that we may never

have a complete picture of, but many, many people have told very similar tales that generally go like

this. Somewhere in darkness and isolation they feel an eeriness in the air, they see bright lights

pierce the silent darkness as they approach, and a haze of confusion they find themselves taking

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